Sonntag, 3. Juni 2007

5 goldene Regeln

Dating an I-Banker:
1) Dress bitchy. Mention your last foto-shoot and how exhausting it was.


2) Don't be shy. You don't want to be wasting your time.

3) Let him pay, no matter what it is.

4) Smile and laugh, but not too loudly.

5) Don't even try to seem smarter than he is - even if you are.

Dating a model:
1) Pick her up from home - and don't forget the little present. From Cartier. They love Cartier.

2) Reserve a nice table in a fancy restaurant. Don't even dream about spending less than € 500.

3) Impress her. Mention your last bonus.

4) Chat about your plans for the holidays. Drop that you'd love to invite her to Porto Cervo/St. Tropez/Laggio di Como.

5) Drive her home. A Ferrari is certainly a plus. But make sure it's not a Boxter. They know about cars.

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